Den bästa filmrepliken någonsin?
Bob: It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
Charlotte: It's scary.
Bob: The most terrifying day of your life is the day the first one is born.
Charlotte: Nobody ever tells you that.
Bob: Your life, as you know it... is gone. Never to return. But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk... and you want to be with them. And they turn out to be the most delightful people you will ever meet in your life.
Charlotte: That's nice.
Lost in translation
Från filmen Kung Pow
Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.
klockrent kung pow äger! tar väll citat där ifrån jag med
"killing is wrong and bad there should be a new stronger word for killing like badwrong or badong, yes!, killing is badong from this moment i will stand for the opposite of killing gnodab!"
xD totalt nonsens
I'm the broken one who fixed it.
Nick Naylor från 'Thank you for smoking'
- "I am: An ethical yogi. Relaxing those tight moral standards helps energize your entire bank account."
-"Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.!
-"That's the beauty of argument, if you argue correctly, you're never wrong."
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-"Michael Jordan plays ball. Charles Manson kills people. I talk. Everyone has a talent.!
Manson dödade väl ingen?
han var en sekt ledare som sen gjorde att folk tog självmord eller något.
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- Uuuh everything is under control, situation normal.
- What happened?
- ahh we had a slight weapons malfunction..but-aa everything is perfectly allright now...uhh we're fine, we're all fine here..now thank you...how are you?(D'oh)
- We're sending a squad up!
- Uuuhh negetive negetive, we have a reactor leak here now..uhh give us a few minutes to lock it down, large leak, very dangerous!
- WHO IS THIS?! What's your operating number?!
- eehh...*Han Solo skjuter terminalen med sin blaster*, boring conversation anyway, LUKE WE'RE GONNA HAVE COMPANY!!!
/ Star Wars Episode IV
What seems to be the officer problem?
Grovt språk varning
- Hey, Boris... what would you do... if I told you... your pinko Commie mother sucked so much dick, her face looks like an egg?
- Shut your fat ass, Rayvie! I can't buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!
- They can suck my pathetic little dick, and I'll dip my nuts in marinara sauce just so those fat bastards can get a taste of home while they're at it.
Rocco från Boondock saints, min idol
Calle säger att jag är influencer
Den bästa är helt klart repliken från Rush Hour 3, när någon (kommer inte ihåg vem) säger till Lee (Jackie Chan): You've got no one! Och då kommer James Carter (Chris Tucker) och säger: His got me! His brother from another mother! Så kuuul!
Rush Hour:heart:
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