Äntligen!

"Imorgon ska jag presentera min kandidatavhandling om hur man kan förbättra universitetskurser med hjälp av datorspel. "

Vore det inte enklare att studera hur datorspel förstör studier?

"Landlady leads Mr and Mrs Johnson over to a table at which Adolf Hitler is sitting poring over a map. He is in full Nazi uniform. Himmler and Von Ribbentrop are also sitting at the table with him, Himmler in Nazi uniform and von Ribbentrop in evening dress, with an Iron Cross.

Hitler Ach. Good time...good afternoon.

Landlady Ooh planning a little excursion are we Mr Hilter?

Hitler Ja, ja. We haff a little... (to others) Was ist rückweise bewegen?

Von Ribbentrop Hike.

Himmler Hiking.

Hitler Ah yes, ve make a little hike for, for Bideford.

Johnson (leaning over map) Oh well, you'll want the A39 then...no, no, you've got the wrong map there, this is Stalingrad, you want the Ilfracombe and Barnstaple section.

Hitler Ah! Hein...Reginald you have the wrong map here you silly old leg-before-wicket English person.

Himmler I'm sorry mein Fuhrer. I did not...(Hitler slaps him) Mein Dickie old chum.

Landlady Lucky Mr Johnson pointed that out, eh? You wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you...(they don't see the joke) I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you, ha, ha, ha?

Hitler Not much fun in Stalingrad, no."

Let me rephrase: Undersök hur studier förstör din speltid.