Pressreleasepoesi

Medlem
Pressreleasepoesi

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Valve ska, föga överraskande, visa något från Portal 2 på E3. Och även om jag inte ska dit så står jag ändå på deras mailinglista, och fick följdaktligen inbjudan, vilken jag återger nedan. Tänk om alla som knappar in själlösa pressreleaser och sedan skickar till alla i adressboken kunde lära sig av det här...

<b>Dear Subject Name Here,

Aperture Science is pleased to inform you that we have partnered with Valve to announce the gala CANCELLATION of the June 14 Portal 2 event at the Regal Theater. The event will be replaced by a surprise. And even though the cancellation of the event certainly counts as a surprise, we are pleased to further announce that the cancellation of the event is not THE surprise. However, per International treaties regarding the definition of the word "surprise", of which both Aperture Science and Valve are signatories, the time, date and content of the actual surprise will only become available as you experience the surprise.

If you'd like to ask fruitless questions about the E3 Portal 2 surprise or, more fruitfully, schedule an appointment to attend a Portal 2 screening at the Valve booth during E3, please contact Valve's Special Envoy to Surprises, Doug Lombardi.

Thank you for **RECORD SCRATCH!!!**

PS: The surprising record scratch is also not the surprise.</b>

#blogg

Pressreleasepoesi

Oj, då, the chosen one...


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FZ - SAMLADE SKRIFTER: #walter_iego

Haha, såg det där också. Klart roligare läsning än 99% av all annan PR-blaj som skickas ut.

Medlem

Japp, ibland blir man glad när man kollar mailen :).

Medlem

text, det skulle varit en ljud fil

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