The European Commision has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, witch was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the british Goverment conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5 year phase plan that would became known as Euro-English.
In first year, "S" will replace the soft "C". Sertainly , this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "C" will be dropped in favour of "K". this should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. there will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with "F". this will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
in the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Goverments will enkourage the removal of double letters witch have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During fifz yer , ze unesesary "o" kan be droped from vords kontaining "ou" and after fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibil riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ez oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.