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Coding wizard
by: The Code Monkeys
Ever since he was a young boy,
he's knocked the silver board.
From Stockholm down to Göteborg
he must have coded them all.
But I ain't seen nothing like him
In any amusement hall
That smart clever and handsome kid
Sure codes a mean spel sajt!
He sits like a statue,
Becomes part of the machine.
Feeling all the numbers
Always playing clean.
He codes by intuition,
The digital counters fall.
That smart clever and handsome kid
Sure codes a mean sepl sajt!
He's a coding wizard!
There has got to be a twist.
A coding wizard,
S'got such a supple wrist.
How do you think he does it? I don't know!
What makes him so good?'
He ain't got no distractions
Can't hear those colleagues and pleas,
Don't see lights a flashin'
Codes by sense of smell.
Always has a replay,
'N' never freezes at all
That smart clever and handsome kid
Sure codes a mean spel sajt.
I thought I was
The coding table king.
But I just handed
My coding keyboard to him.
Even on my favorite keyboard
He can beat my best.
His disciples lead him in
And he just does the rest.
He's got crazy coding fingers
Never seen him fall
That smart clever and handsome kid
Sure codes a mean spel sajt!!!
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