Den bästa filmrepliken någonsin?
2 sköna från Usual Suspects
The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And poof. Just like that, he's gone.
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How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?
Och från Fight Club
Narrator: A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60 mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply by the probable rate of failure, B, multiply by the average out-of-court settlement, C. A times B times C equals X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.
Business woman on plane: Are there a lot of these kinds of accidents?
Narrator: You wouldn't believe.
Business woman on plane: Which car company do you work for?
Narrator: A major one.
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This is Bob. Bob had bitch tits.
Pi
When I was a little kid, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did...
-Maximillian Cohen
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like ? victory."
den och en drös från full metal jacket, går att finna här
Animal Mother: You a photographer?
Private Joker: I'm a combat correspondent.
Animal Mother: Well, you seen much combat?
Private Joker: I've seen a little on TV.
Animal Mother: You're a real comedian.
Private Joker: Well they call me the Joker.
Animal Mother: Well I got a joke for you. I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
Private Joker: [Joker does his John Wayne impersonation]
Private Joker: Well, pilgrim, only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit.
Animal Mother: You talk the talk. Do you walk the walk?
thank you, come again
En av mina favoriter:
"You, me, or nobody is gonna hit as hard as life. But it ain't about how hard ya hit. It's about how hard you can get it and keep moving forward. How much you can take and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done! Now if you know what you're worth then go out and get what you're worth." - Rocky Balboa
"No one will be left to prove that humans existed". - Dave Mustaine
Clint Eastwood är helt enkelt The ultimate badass.
Scenen i Fistful of dollars där Joes (Clint) mula blev skrämd av tre elaka män.
JOE: (To Piripero) Get three coffins ready.
MAN: Adios, Amigo.
MAN 2: We don't like to see bad boys like you in town.
MAN 3: Go get your mule. You let him get away from you?
JOE: You see, that's what I want to talk to you about. He's feeling real bad.
MAN 3: Huh?
JOE: My mule. You see, he got all riled up when you men fired those shots at his feet.
MAN 2: Hey, are you making some kind of joke?
JOE: No. See, I understand you men were just playin' around. But the mule, he just doesn't get it. Of course, if you were to all apologize.
(The men laugh. Joe moves the poncho aside, exposing his pistol.)
JOE: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . .
Med hans stenhårda ansikte blir det min favoritreplik i filmvärlden:)
Edit: Klippet kommer här:)
C-64, 64kb RAM, The Final Cartridge III, 5,25" 1541-II, WICO Bathandle <---In action Spelmusik
Jag gillar dialogen mellan Pacino och Deniro i HEAT också - De gör nästan parodier på sig själva i den scenen, den är helt marvelous.
En annan klassiker från poltergeist:
"They're heeeAAAre"!
Ace Ventura är full av sköna kommentarer - jag älskar när hans hyresvärd dyker upp bakom honom och säger något i stil med "Hey, ace" och han tittar tomt in i luften och svarar "Yes, satan"?
My goal in life is to be the person my dog thinks I am.
JOE: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . .
Räckte jag läste replikerna för att kunna se det framför mig.
JOE: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. See, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughing at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it . . .
Räckte jag läste replikerna för att kunna se det framför mig.
Man får nästan rysningar:)
En annan replik som är grym är från en av Hellraiserfilmerna.
Pinhead säger: Pain has a face, allow me to show it to you. - I am pain.
C-64, 64kb RAM, The Final Cartridge III, 5,25" 1541-II, WICO Bathandle <---In action Spelmusik
Yippie kay ey motherfucker - Die hard filmerna...
btw är inte säker men jag tror han säger det i alla.
Jag tänker på repliken "You opened the box, we came" när det gäller hellraiser eller "We have such sights to show you"
Alla kommentarer Pinhead kläcker ur sig är så härligt sjuka.
C-64, 64kb RAM, The Final Cartridge III, 5,25" 1541-II, WICO Bathandle <---In action Spelmusik
Dom bästa filmreplikerna har nog ändå Evil Dead filmerna.
Thank you for shopping at Ass Woopings Are Us.
When you've just emptied two barrels of a shotgun into the head of your favorite bartender it's a pretty good bet that happy hour's over.
Come get some.
Sorry about your face, let me get you a tissue... and a mop!
Boomstick: $199.99, Shells: 39.99, Zombies heads blowing off: priceless.
One day I'll leave my life of violence behind me. Until then, I'll enjoy my work.
What do we have here, another poster boy for birth control
Step right up! Two cans of Whoopass for the price of one!
Huh... Now who I should I kill next? Decisions, decisions... ummm - you!
Policeman: Freeze! Don't come any closer!
Ash: Or what? You'll shout freeze again?
I may not be a smart man... but I know what killing is.
Hey buddy, what's on your mind? Oops, sorry - I forgot you need a head for that!
Some people are born to use a chainsaw. Me. Well I got one attached to me.
Now where did I put my ammo? Oh yeah! Inside yer skull!
You're mouth is like my ass - nothing good ever comes out of it.
Butt and Ugly decided to have a kid and guess what. You're the result.
Say, you know what time it is? Oh, what do you care, you're dead!
är bara några coola repliker i evil dead 2 och 3.
Två favoriter från Dirty Harry
Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? (YouTube)
(Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man)
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
(walks out of the room)
The Mayor: He's got a point.
People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.
Hela "The Dead Parrot" sketchen
