Den bästa filmrepliken någonsin?

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Skrivet av Tony:

Kevin Spacey är en mästare på att dra monologer och sköna citat..måste hitta mer från Usual Suspects och American Beauty..

Det bästa han har gjort imo är när han provspelar som anda skådespelare för starwars. Sjukt kul, han har begåvning.

Någon som vet vilket klipp jag menar? Kollade lite snabbt men hittade det inte...


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My goal in life is to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Medlem

Mer Spacey:

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"

samt

"He lets the last Hungarian go. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. Nobody has ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. "Rat on your pop, and Keyser Soze will get you." And no-one ever really believes. "

Medlem

Eftersom vi glider ifrån kommentarer och in på monologer måste jag skjuta in en av mina personliga favoriter - från fight club

Skrivet av Tyler Durden:

I see all this potential, and I see it squandered. Goddammit, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables, slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man; no purpose or place. We have no Great War, no Great Depression. Our Great War is a spiritual war. Our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised by television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires and movie gods and rock stars. But we won't; and we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.


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My goal in life is to be the person my dog thinks I am.

Inaktiv

Tror det är i Peter Jackson filmen Braindead där en präst sparkar skiten ur några zombies och säger,

I kick ass for the lord.

Medlem

Man on Fire

Elderly Man: In the church, they say to forgive.

Creasy: Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting.

V for Vendetta

Creedy: Bollocks. Whatchya gonna do, huh? We've swept this place. You've got nothing. Nothing but your bloody knives and your fancy karate gimmicks. We have guns.

V: No, what you have are bullets, and the hope that when your guns are empty I'm no longer be standing, because if I am you'll all be dead before you've reloaded.

Sin City

Cardinal Roark: Will that bring you satisfaction, my son? Killing a helpless, old, fart?

Marv: Killing? No. No satisfaction. Everything up until the killing, will be a gas.

Shark Attack 3

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd7PkPLw4l0&feature=related

Inaktiv

'Rise Lord Vader' Star wars (:

Medlem

"Smile you son of a bitch!" - Roy Scheider i Hajen


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Well, life is hard. Theyre just afraid of change.
-- Shannon Hoon

Medlem

"- Are you expecting me to talk?
-No, mr Bond. Im expecting you to die!" /Goldfinger

"Welcome to the rock" /The Rock

"Remember, remember, the fith of november" /V for vendetta

"Like a glove" /Ace Ventura

Medlem

Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

Medlem
Skrivet av boneless:

Conan! What is best in life?
To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.

Haha, det är det första han säger i hela filmen, efter typ en kvart.


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Remember when you were young? You shone like the sun

Medlem

"I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture, and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill." - Joker i Full metal jacket


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C-64, 64kb RAM, The Final Cartridge III, 5,25" 1541-II, WICO Bathandle <---In action Spelmusik

Medlem

- I'm Ron Burgundy?

Hah, Anchorman är så jävla bra!

Medlem

För lite från The Big Lebowski här, men svårt att plocka ut enskilda då många är så grymma. Definitivt bland de mer "quoteable" filmer jag känner till. Spinal Tap är en annan. En från varje:

Walter Sobchak: Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

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[Nigel is playing a soft piece on the piano]
Marty DiBergi: It's very pretty.
Nigel Tufnel: Yeah, I've been fooling around with it for a few months.
Marty DiBergi: It's a bit of a departure from what you normally play.
Nigel Tufnel: It's part of a trilogy, a musical trilogy I'm working on in D minor which is the saddest of all keys, I find. People weep instantly when they hear it, and I don't know why.
Marty DiBergi: It's very nice.
Nigel Tufnel: You know, just simple lines intertwining, you know, very much like - I'm really influenced by Mozart and Bach, and it's sort of in between those, really. It's like a Mach piece, really. It's sort of...
Marty DiBergi: What do you call this?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, this piece is called "Lick My Love Pump".

Medlem
Skrivet av Deragorn:

Luke... I am... your Father.

Jarrå den sitter fint!


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Remember remember the fifth of November

Inaktiv
Skrivet av Deragorn:

Luke... I am... your Father.

Men vad han egentligen säger är...

"No, I am your father."

Medlem

I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

Från 2001: A Space Odessey av Kubrick

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JcNkMIwolKc


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Bengebolle

Medlem

"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it.

You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!"

Medlem

"Eat this!" - Alien

"I wanna be a mongoose!" - Invader Zim

"I want to sing the doom song!: Doom doom doom doomdoom doom doom" - Invader Zim

"English motherfucker, do you speak it!" - Pulp Fiction


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Varning, ovanstående text kan innehålla särskrivning.

Medlem

"we can't stop here, this is bat country!"


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Härmed lovar jag att aldrig köpa ett spel igen! Med undantag spel som jag MÅSTE köpa för att kunna spela.

"GET TO THE CHOPPA"

Arnold, Rovdjuret ( Om jag minns rätt, inget morgonkaffe än ;/ ).

Även familjebönen från Boondock Saints är skapligt skön!


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Jobbdatorn och dess tillhörande uppkoppling tycker inte så mycket om nya FZ ; /

Medlem
Skrivet av SoniC:

"we can't stop here, this is bat country!"

och på tal om Fear and loathing in las vegas.

Dr. Gonzo: As your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

[to clerk at the Mint 400 while on acid]
Raoul Duke:
Yeah. HI THERE! My name... is, uh, Raoul Duke. I'm on the list, that's for sure. Free lunch, final wisdom, total coverage. I have my attorneyyyyyyy, with me, and I realize that his name is not on that list, but we must have that suite! Must have thet suite. What's the score here? What's next?
Desk Clerk at Mint Hotel: Your suite isn't ready yet. But someone was looking for you...
Raoul Duke: [seeing her morph into an eel] Why? We haven't done anything yet!

Medlem

"Saftig, god och dryg.."

"Det är som hemma fast annorlunda"

Ja' va' ute då på ett jobb då... i förra veckan... tömde en trekammar-brunn.. Å så kom grabben i huset fram till mig å så sa han: "Du, hur känns det å va' en skit-gubbe?" "Jaa du", sa ja', "de' e din skit". De' tycker ja' va' bra sagt.

De' e nåt me' fettet va'... Å kan ni tänk', sen åker fettet, de' där jävla fettet då som stink' så jävligt... Sen åker det ner till Norrköping. Å vet ni va' de' bli av de'? Läppstift! Så kärringa, de' som de sätter på läpparna, e de' där som ja' har varit nere i, å här luktar satan! Det sätter kärringar på läpparna. Hahahahahaha... Hör du! Tänk på de' nästa gång vettu! Nästa gång du har på läppstift så e de' Lennarts... Eh, Lennarts fettsvskiljare du vet, som du har på läpparna.

Torsk på Tallinn

Medlem

Ok, ska VINNA tråden en gång för alla:

..and, I'll have one of *those*.

oh, yes!

By the way, what do you call *those*.

We call them ni-ni-no no noo. We call them w-wi-Wienerbröd. Wienerbrodds.

Oh no, you don't.

Inaktiv

Stallone i Death Race 2000;

You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato.

underbart otippad förolämpning.

Medlem

"Finns det svenskt kaffe på grisfesten?"

"Invalido"

Medlem

"Yeah, Im fine... I'll catch you on the flip side. "

David Della 'Roc / Funny Man' Rocco
Boondock Saints

*edit*

http://imdb.com/title/tt0144117/quotes
hehe, jäklar va många och roliga citat man hittade där, var verkligen länge sedan jag såg filmen senaste (nostalgi ta mig fasen)


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Go for it - ALL or Nothing!

Medlem

man vet aldrig när man behöver ett schyst järnrör

// torkel i knipa

Medlem

"Du har legat med kökshoran" , från filmen Ondskan.


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Programmer: an organism that turns coffein into software. Trollar och Trixar Bloggen

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"I am your fathers, brothers, uncles, cousins, nephews room mate" - Dark Helmet

"I'm a mog! Half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend." - Barf

"Don't look at me, I'm just the Chicken McNugget, you the Quarter Pounder! " - Rembrant Brown, Sliders

"I am not Mr. Pavarotti. Mr. Pavarotti is an Italian. He speaka lika this. Do I speaka like this? No. Why?!?! Because I'm an Englishman you blistering idiot!!!!" - Maximilian Arturo, Sliders


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1: Intel Xeon W3680 @ 3.3Ghz - 48Gb DDR3 - GTX970 4Gb

Medlem

"T-RÖD - För dig som har tänkt klart!"

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