Den bästa filmrepliken någonsin?

Medlem

No Country For Old Men
What's the most... you ever lost... on a cointoss?

Pulp Fiction
Jules: What does Marcellus Wallace look like?
Brett: What?
Jules: What country you from?
Brett: What?
Jules: What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO-YOU-SPEAK-IT?
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm saying!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marcellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What, I-?
Jules: [pointing his gun] Say what again. SAY WHAT AGAIN. I dare you, I double dare you, motherfucker. Say what one more goddamn time.
Brett: He's b-b-black...
Jules: Go on.
Brett: He's bald...
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
[Jules shoots Brett in shoulder]
Jules: DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch, Brett?
Brett: I didn't.
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody, except Mrs. Wallace.

Conan the Barbarian
Mongol General: Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?
Mongol: The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.
Mongol General: Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?
Conan: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of the women.
Mongol General: That is good! That is good.

Medlem

Heathers: - Fuck me gently with a chainsaw.

Prophecy/God's Army
Gabriel: -I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls from little girls, and from now till kingdom come, the only thing you can count on in your existence is never understanding why

Lucifer: -Little Tommy Daggett. How I loved listening to your sweet prayers. Then you would hop into bed, afraid that I was hiding under it. And I was!

Dogma
Metatron: Anyone who isn't dead or from another plane of existence would do well to cover their ears right about now


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"They`ve made a what out of it!?"

Medlem

Good Ash, Bad Ash, I`m the guy with the gun. nått sånt
Evil dead 3, fast den filmen e ju full med grymma repliker

Och man kan ju inte glömma Full metal jacket när Serganten skäller ut dom i början

who the fuck said that? whos the slimmy little cock sucker who sign his death warent . typ


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Medlem

The Horror! The Horror!

Medlem
Inaktiv

Hämtat ifrån filmen SÖKARNA

Invandrare 1: Eyy haru nå cash svennefitta
Invandrare 2: Fram med cashen annars ska jag knulla dig
Invandrare 1: Å din morsa också

en pappa och hans son (båda med exakt likadana 60 tals glasögon) går förbi

Invandrare 1: Nu hade du tur fitta
Invandrare 2: Nästa gång skär jag halsen av dig eeeee


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Medlem

"No nukes! No nukes!" - Armageddon


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En demonstration: Demon.
Ett demonstrations-ex: Demot.

Medlem
Skrivet av Strax Dax:

Från filmen Kung Pow

Master Doe: I have a mortal wound.
Master Tang: Where? Where does it hurt?
Master Doe: Oh, pretty much around the big bloody spot.

haha, kung pow

"I'm bleeding, that makes ME the winner"


signatur

Det här är en signatur

Medlem

Luke, Im your father

Medlem
Skrivet av Zefisu95:

Yippie kay yeay M*****F*****
Av Bruce Willys i Die hard filmerna.

Astalavista baby
Av Arnold Swarzenneger i Terminator.

Ja, Bruce Willys replik i Die Hard är riktigt härlig:)

Medlem

-This is madness!
-Madness...

THIS IS SPARTA


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hejsanhejsanhejsan

Medlem

THIS IS SPARTA... <---

Medlem

It´s game over maaan (Aliens):up:

Medlem

Från the shining, Here`s Johny!
Från när lammen tystnar tror jag, i ate he`s brain with flama biens.. konstigt ljud med tungan.:)


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Just when I thought I was out... the pc pull me back in.

Medlem

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

Medlem
Skrivet av Pliskin:

"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti"

My bade, men det var väll från filmen När lammen tystnar?


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Just when I thought I was out... the pc pull me back in.

Medlem
Inaktiv

George Taylor: Take your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape!

Charlton Heston dog i lördags 84 år gammal.


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People think it must be fun to be a super genius, but they don't realize how hard it is to put up with all the idiots in the world.

Inaktiv

Måste nog välja: I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you, I was but the learner; now i am the master.

Men finns ju en massa sköna i Kung Pow, några redan tagna.

Medlem
Medlem

Go ahead! make my day!
eller
This is a 44. Magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and could blow your head clean off so you gotta ask yourself a question.. Do I feel lucky. Well do ya punk ?!

Medlem

Terminator
Hasta la vista baby!

Medlem

Snatch:
"And the fact that your guns say replica and mine says Desert Eagle .50 should precipitate your balls into shrinking along with your presence. Now FUCK OFF!!"


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Varning, ovanstående text kan innehålla särskrivning.

Medlem

Say hello to my little friends.

Scarface. bästa repliken.


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Nostalgia is a hell of a drug Benny.

Medlem

"Hur manga bôltar fenns dé ï ölandsbron?"

"jaaaaaaaaaa go morron go morron go morron, velkommen te nilecetö hundrafemkommasex, vem e de ja tjötar mä?"

Medlem

"FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS"

Charlton Heston, om när någon ska få ta hans vapen från honom, under ett tal för NRA i filmen "Bowling for Colombine"

Medlem
Skrivet av lave:

"FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS"

Charlton Heston, om när någon ska få ta hans vapen från honom, under ett tal för NRA i filmen "Bowling for Colombine"

I call dibs on his m16!


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Morning Glory, the revival!
An "It's so easy" to be social, "It's so easy" to be cool

Medlem
Skrivet av Greger:
Skrivet av lave:

"FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS"

Charlton Heston, om när någon ska få ta hans vapen från honom, under ett tal för NRA i filmen "Bowling for Colombine"

I call dibs on his m16!

Inaktiv

I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?

Ur Pulp Fiction


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// I like my coffee black just like my metal.

Medlem

Mr Creosot i Monty P's Meningen med livet..

"Fuck of i'm Stuffed..."


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