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Medlem
Kärleksbrev från Viagra

Ibland är de inklippta slump-passager från böcker, websidor och annat som <b>Viagra-spammare</b> använder för att komma förbi spamfilter riktigt poetiska. Normalt slipper jag se sådant här, men något slags nätverksproblem som jag inte förstås har tvingat vår IT-avdelning att dra ner på spamfiltrets nazistiska effektivitet, och jag får nu ungefär <b>100 erbjudanden om en större kuk</b> varje dag i min mail. Idag beslutade jag mig för att se vad det egentligen står, så jag klippte ut det oläsliga i botten av mailet, klistrade in det i Word och fixade fonter och sådant tills det gick att läsa. Här ser du resultatet, visst är det nästan vackert i sin slumpmässiga efterblivenhet?

<i>cate what did you play on the computer then
off to the kindergarten valentines day party
acre of land is my favorite song of his
let me preface this by saying that there is no one size fits all eating plan for someone with hormonal issues for some women cysts irregular cycles lack of ovulation and too much testosterone and its effects are directly related to bad insulin regulation in their body for these women they may be able to restore better regularity with avoiding blood sugar spikes by not eating carbohydrates therefore eliminating the insulin problem that is why so many women can conceive with metformin or glucophage because these medicines work at that level
cause that would make me happy
i spent a few hours organizing my yarn and needles into that armoire
what do you look for in a best friend
it transported me back in time to simpler sunnier days and its been making really happy to stare at today
she follows me around all day just in case she might be needed for something anything cute little penny is just a wee dog but she feels strongly that part of her duty is to scare the crap out of anyone who gets near our house just so they know no one is going to mess with her family not on her watch she is undeterred by bigger animals and scary men- they all get yelled at to stay away
guess what i finally put in the shop
and again when you are at a good weight and having regular cycles you can absolutely add in a lot more whole wheat and whole grain foods as well as all fruits and vegetables and other good carbs like beans if your cycles get a little kooky or you gain weight thats when you know you need to reduce again
all day the kids hung out at that corner played on that grass got drinks out of that hose went through the secret passage way in the juniper bushes and only left the area to go around the block over and over again sometimes it was on bikes with banana seats sometimes roller skates sometimes big wheels sometimes walking even occasionally on skateboards with cardboard boxes on them (our cars)
and that made me think of all the insomniatic nights that she stayed up with me and mirrored my every move and snuggled me right out of my anxiety into dreamland long after grant and cate had drifted off
remember when the weather was warm and we would go to the park when daddy got home from work and we would bring homemade bread and fruit to eat for dinner and we would be drenched in golden light and the cousins would come meet us for some wild rides down the slide
one of my resolutions for 2009 was to stop ignoring the etsy shop and to not spin my wheels all day (these two problems are very related) i am the queen of walking in circles around the house and not really getting anything accomplished i wouldnt care except for that it drives me nuts part of the problem is my insomniatic nights which leave me only half there during the day times ( which then leads to high caffeine consumption) so i decided step one is to get good nights sleeps i am trying to change my night time routine to a peaceful herbal tea quiet inspiration seeking few hours it helps if i keep our room clean and the sheets freshly washed and calming reading more- tv less- at night is a goal then hopefully my days will be a little more with it because i hate wasting time
remember how i was so proud that my room was clean and i was knitting well i still am
Quilt kits finally all done
Taking the valentines happy girl
im loving babies & mamas sunshine happy rooms and cool colors
i never thought life would then take me to utah to attend byu and then off to serve as a missionary for a year and a half but it did and it was hardest most surprising most rewarding experience of my life</i>

#blogg

Medlem
Kärleksbrev från Viagra

all day the kids hung out at that corner played on that grass got drinks out of that hose went through the secret passage way in the juniper bushes and only left the area to go around the block over and over again

Wow... Just wow...


- Ät mig levande.

Inaktiv

Jag vill också ha ett spamfilter med nazistisk effektivitet


Kullberg-as approved by BaratsAndBereta

för er officiella personer blir det svårt.

Själv slipper jag spam, det plockas upp av min hotmail => tas bort

Fast förresten? Ni kan väll använda er av programet i sig och skicka avsändare och liknande till spamavsändare så ni slipper se de mera?


otoboku.se - english is fun
deculture.se - Den enda webtidningen om anime, manga, tv-spel och visual novels på svenska

Medlem

Normalt så brukar spamfiltret plocka bort allt sådant här, men den senaste veckan har varit något av en ögonöppnare - FÅR man verkligen så här jävla mycket skit utan spamfilter? Det kanske är dags att börja organisera en motståndsrörelse och spränga lite spam-företag i USA...

Inaktiv

Men det är ju exakt det här som Frodrak (och lite Bella) har gjort en låt av! Han läser ju bara den där viagratexten

Jo, man får mycket spam. Se på bloggar exempelvis. Nu har jag bara varit aktiv i ett år med bloggen. 1500 kommentarer, tror det är 1300 av de som är spam.

Skulle jag inte ha Bad Behaviour skulle det bli ännu mera.

Får rekommendationer från viagra, call n fuck och gud vet vad till min hotmails spamkorg...

Riktigt irriterande.


otoboku.se - english is fun
deculture.se - Den enda webtidningen om anime, manga, tv-spel och visual novels på svenska

Medlem

Det går säkert att göra någon sorts dadaistisk konstcrap av det här.
Sen kan du låtsas vara svår och djup. Och scorea svåra, djupa brudar.
Score!

Medlem

Ja, plocka svåra och djupa brudar är ju enda anledningen till att jag bloggar här (och att jag jobbar här, förstås, samt att jag älskar kommentarer som ovanstående)

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