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JOKE: 😂 Suddenly, the pilot came running to the back and yelled “The plane is going down and we only have 4 parachutes but 5 people.” With this, the pilot took a parachute and jumped out of the plane”.
The doctor said “I save lives every day and the world needs me” and he also took a parachute and jumped out.”
The smartest man in the world said “My research might save millions. The world needs my brain” and he also took a parachute and jumped.
The pastor and the kid looked at each other and the pastor said “I’m old now, I’ve lived a long and enjoyable life, you take the last parachute”. To which the boy responded, “Don’t worry, there’s still two parachutes left. The smartest man in the world just jumped with my backpack!”
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